One time, I had to get an X-ray for my kidneys. But I had so much shit in my intestines, the doctor couldn't see my kidneys. I was too full of shit for a good x-ray.

now it's your turn.

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To be a man you must have honor.
Honor and a penis.

lulz!

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Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.

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i once had a lightbulb in my colon

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wait no that was scrubs

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CALL JG WENTWORTH
It's your money, use it when you need it.
877-CASH-NOW

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Quote: from Praise the Lard at 11:35 am on July 25, 2008

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i once had a lightbulb in my colon

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wait no that was scrubs

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Lmao.

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ilovezamyforever(l)
http://livewire.myminicity.com

They needed to take an x-ray of my upper spine... so the only way that can do this from the front is to have me open my mouth and take the x-ray that way.  So he gets me to open my mouth as wide as possible and stay like that while he took the x-ray.  Well, it's kind of embarrassing and awkward to just keep your mouth open as wide as possible.... so I was happy to get it over with.  Then he tells me it didn't work well, and he had to try it two more times before he got a shot he could use -__-'.

Five minutes later, I projectile vomited Trix cereal (in other words, technicolor rainbow vomit) all over myself and her.

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Educators destroy your brain,
but you don't know, so why care?
Fagotto

It wasn't even me who was sick, it was my sister, the condition that they check for is generic to some degree, and siblings can have it, though